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1.37sSo, there it is, people.
1.67sDue to budget cutbacks,
3.02swe will no longer be offering free squid guts in the kitchen.
5.46s(SOBBING) (DOOR OPENS) Oh, boo-hoo.
2.38sEveryone, look at my latest invention!
1.07sOkay.
2.54sI like how it's not killing us so far.
3.8sIt takes any object and makes two smaller copies.
1.5sAll right!
0.64s
1.13sWhy?
1.52sYou see, as I age,
2.79sI've been shrinking and feeling colder.
4.27sSo now I need twice as many sweaters, in a smaller size.
2.82sFirst, I scan the old sweater.
1.2s
1.68sThen we add some matter.
2.5sAny old, useless matter will do.