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1.37sSo, there it is, people.
1.67sDue to budget cutbacks,
3.02swe will no longer be offering free squid guts in the kitchen.
5.46s(SOBBING) (DOOR OPENS) Oh, boo-hoo.
2.38sEveryone, look at my latest invention!
1.07sOkay.
2.54sI like how it's not killing us so far.
3.8sIt takes any object and makes two smaller copies.
1.5sAll right!
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1.13sWhy?
1.52sYou see, as I age,
2.79sI've been shrinking and feeling colder.
4.27sSo now I need twice as many sweaters, in a smaller size.
2.82sFirst, I scan the old sweater.
1.2s
1.68sThen we add some matter.
2.5sAny old, useless matter will do.
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4.9sNow the matter prism reorganizes the raw material into two smaller copies.
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