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1.74sand one regular-sized condom.
3.84sAll that and a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!
2.44s(BENDERS LAUGHING)
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2.92sRemember, don't show any reaction to his appearance.
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4.99s(LEELA CRIES OUT) I hope that's vanishing cream, 'cause that needs to go away.
2.27s(LAUGHING) That's cold-blooded!
1.22sShh!
1.92sIt's okay. I understand.
2.07sMy unusual appearance makes people nervous.
1.95sYou used humor to defuse the tension.
3.29sYep, and there's still a little more tension. So, look out!
1.82s(CLEARS THROAT) You so ugly,
3.17swhen trick-or-treaters come to your house, they give you candy.
2.05sYou so ugly, when you go to the bank,
2.24sthey ask you to put on a ski mask!
3.14sYou so ugly, you cracked The Daily Mirror.
1.72sIt's a newspaper!
4.82s(BENDERS LAUGHING) I wish it weren't so, but many of these things are true.