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1.23s(CHEWING SOUNDS)
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3.4s(WORRIED MUTTERING) What's with the gray goo?
0.82s
2.3sBite my tiny metal ass!
2.84sHey, those jerklings ate my couch.
3.34sGod! We've opened Pandora's fly.
1.57sThey'll reproduce without limit,
2.7sconsuming all the matter in the world!
1.83sLike the Kardashians.
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3.59sNow they drank my booze? They've gone too far!
3.1sWait a second. All Benders are powered by alcohol!
1.37sOf course.
2.15sLong before the Benders devour the Earth,
2.9sthey'll deplete the planet's booze and die off.
2.7sThis is a problem that will solve itself.
1.63sA problem that solves itself?
2.85sThat sounds like a job for me, Bender.
1.08s(SNORING)
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1.33sOur top story,
3.54sall alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared.
1.77sConsequences are minimal,
2.35sexcept among the most hardened alcoholics.
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