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1.83sLike the Kardashians.
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3.59sNow they drank my booze? They've gone too far!
3.1sWait a second. All Benders are powered by alcohol!
1.37sOf course.
2.15sLong before the Benders devour the Earth,
2.9sthey'll deplete the planet's booze and die off.
2.7sThis is a problem that will solve itself.
1.63sA problem that solves itself?
2.85sThat sounds like a job for me, Bender.
1.08s(SNORING)
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1.33sOur top story,
3.54sall alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared.
1.77sConsequences are minimal,
2.35sexcept among the most hardened alcoholics.
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