1.42sHi. I'm Bender.
3.04sThis is my robot Bender, and this is my other robot Bender.
1.15sOh, Lord.
2.95sThey're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender.
2.72sDoes that mean they only do 60% of the work you do,
4.32sor that they actually do more work because they're only 60% as lazy?
0.97s(MUMBLING)
0.84s
1.23sShut up.
1.93s(BENDERS LAUGHING) That's a good one.
1.92sEnough good ones, everyone.
2.72sWe have a delivery to an alien space giant.
1.83sYou'll have to be respectful.
3.55sThis customer is 50-feet tall and sensitive about his appearance.
3.1sColossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant,
2.87shumungous acne cream, aww,
1.74sand one regular-sized condom.