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1.68sHere's good news.
4.12sAccording to this article S.A.T. scores are declining at a slower rate.
5.17sI think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King.
4.2sThis is the only paper in America not afraid to tell the truth--
2.05sthat everything is just fine.
2.05s"To me bestest bud Milhouse.
1.9sHappy birthday, Bart."
1.52sBart, that's so sweet.
2.22sMay I see the card?
1.28s
2.99s"I couldn't afford to get you a new drum--"
2.99s
0.52sEww.
1.12sCome on.
1.08sOpen it! Open it!
2.08sUh... maybe a little later, Bart.
3.42sjust 'cause your mom didn't let you have a party--
2.67sWe had a lovely time on Saturday, Milhouse.
1.5sI liked the balloons.
1.9sI liked the party hats.
1.02sWhat do you mean?
1.15sNothing.
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1.33sTwins.
1.17sOpen your present.