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2.2sAfter the meltdown, expect roving bands--
1.52sI don't like this program.
1.58sChange the channel.
1.23s...traffic for hours.
3.3sWheel of Fortune!
1.65sI don't understand anything.
4.8sWhen they look up "stupid" in a dictionary there will be a picture of me.
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8.24sDear Lord, if you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground I'll try to be a better Christian.
2.27sI don't know what I can do.
8.91sUm... oh, the next time there's a canned food drive I'll give the poor something they'd actually like instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
1.8sOne minute to core meltdown.