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2.3sThings couldn't be more shipshape.
1.72sWhere's my radiation suit?
2.45sHow the hell should I know?
2.74sPeople are calling this a meltdown.
2.64sThat's one of those annoying buzz words.
3.47sWe prefer to call it an "unrequested fission surplus."
2.65sHomie, please, be all right.
1.07sGot to think!
3.84sSomewhere there's a thingy that tells you how to work this stuff.
1.22sThe, um... manual!
1.37sThe manual, right.
0.87sAha!
1.2s
1.98sIt's as fat as a phone book!
6.27s"Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952 slow fission reactor--"
2.27sD'oh! Get to the point.
1.67sOoh, what's this?
4.27sD'oh! Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?
1.7s90 seconds to core meltdown.
3.15sThere may never be another time to say... I love you, sir.
1.15sOh, hot dog.
3.67sThank you for making my last few moments socially awkward.
2.85sLooks like this is the end.
1.1sThat's all right.