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7.64sThey're too young for girls and they're a popular target for bullies and in the Christmas pageant, they're always sheep.
2.52sPlease, please, let them be friends.
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2.82sI'll think about it.
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6.89sSo the next time somebody tells you carny folk are good, honest people you can spit in faces for me.
3.9sIf you'll excuse me I'm profiling my dad for the school paper.
4.74sI thought I'd follow him around for a day to see what makes him tick.
0.98sAw, that's sweet.
2.25sI followed my dad to a lot of bars too.
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2.02sOne beer, one chocolate milk.
2.4sExcuse me, I have the chocolate milk.
1.07sOh.
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1.53sWhat's the matter, Homer?
3.45sAlcohol's depressing effects don't kick in till closing.
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