4.12sAccording to this article S.A.T. scores are declining at a slower rate.
5.17sI think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King.
4.2sThis is the only paper in America not afraid to tell the truth--
2.05sthat everything is just fine.
2.05s"To me bestest bud Milhouse.
1.9sHappy birthday, Bart."
1.52sBart, that's so sweet.