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1.83sI have no excuse.
4.24sI just have this horrible, overwhelming desire to point out faults in you.
2.08sI don't know where it comes from.
3.7sMaybe it's because I'm self-conscious about being a bad parent.
2.12sI'm just, I'm so disgusted with my behavior.
2.25sAnd I'm so sorry, Meg.
1.38sYeah, you're a bitch.
2.82sWell, you know, I've been sorta just hanging back here,
2.8staking all this in, cause I didn't think I had a dog in this fight,
1.93sbut my money's on Harry Potter over there.
1.97sOh, you think that's funny, fat ass?
2.12sWell, I don't know if it's funny. I think it's clever.
2.4s(STUTTERS) I mean, you got the big glasses there.
2.57sI don't know. Tell me, tell me what's on your mind.
2.42sOh, I'll tell you, Mr. Selfish-ass Dad.
3.77sHey. That's Mister Mr. Selfish-ass Dad to you, young lady.
1.9sOh, God, is she gonna do me next?
1.78sYou are completely selfish,