1.63sWell, I don't like your cooking.
4.57sWell, I don't like having to literally empty the farts out of your pockets whenever I do your laundry.
2.77sYou're the one who's always cooking Brussels sprouts and broccoli.
2.85sIt's like an Irish bar fight down there.
2.47sYou're from one town over, so I hate your guts.
1.42s(BOTH GRUNTING)
1.5s
1.75sWell, then go live at Bonnie's house.
3.84sThen I could finally sleep in and not have to answer your stupid questions at 5 a.m.
1.85sMy curiosity peaks in the morning!
1.97sYou eat all my Dannon yogurts!
1.17sI don't see your name on 'em!
1.25sYou don't even like 'em!
2.3sBut you know I do, and you don't want me to have 'em.
1.32sYou know, I've never confronted you on it,
1.97sbut I've often thought the same thing, Peter.
1.73sYeah, that's exactly what he does!
1.97s'Cause he's a selfish, fat idiot!