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5.02sYou're a total and complete embarrassment in every possible way.
2.42sTake a good look at yourself, Peter Griffin.
2.65sYou're a waste of a man.
1.23sWait a second,
1.7sthese are criticisms.
1.35sHey, Lois, tell her to knock it off.
2.44sOh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into me?
1.97sI was thinking about getting a fancy cane.
1.8sMaybe getting more attention from strangers.
2.85sHave either of you guys been listening to me?
2.43sDo you both just have your heads up your asses?
2.82sDad did! Look, he's got crap on his ears!
2.37sThat's unrelated. Chris, I don't like that language.
1.63sWell, I don't like your cooking.
4.57sWell, I don't like having to literally empty the farts out of your pockets whenever I do your laundry.
2.77sYou're the one who's always cooking Brussels sprouts and broccoli.
2.85sIt's like an Irish bar fight down there.
2.47sYou're from one town over, so I hate your guts.
2.55sWhy don't we ever get any good food?
2.03sYeah, Bonnie gives Joe Wonder Bread.
1.75sWell, then go live at Bonnie's house.
3.84sThen I could finally sleep in and not have to answer your stupid questions at 5 a.m.