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3.99sYou're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish Catholic dad,
4.44swho drinks way too much and barely makes enough money to support his family.
1.12sYou've lived half your life,
2.77sand you have nothing to show for it.
3sYour only arguable accomplishments are your kids.
3.29s- And look at us, we're a disaster.
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5.02sYou're a total and complete embarrassment in every possible way.
2.42sTake a good look at yourself, Peter Griffin.
2.65sYou're a waste of a man.
1.23sWait a second,
1.7sthese are criticisms.
1.35sHey, Lois, tell her to knock it off.
2.44sOh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into me?
1.97sI was thinking about getting a fancy cane.
1.8sMaybe getting more attention from strangers.
2.85sHave either of you guys been listening to me?
2.43sDo you both just have your heads up your asses?
2.82sDad did! Look, he's got crap on his ears!
2.37sThat's unrelated. Chris, I don't like that language.
1.63sWell, I don't like your cooking.
4.57sWell, I don't like having to literally empty the farts out of your pockets whenever I do your laundry.