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2.23syou're being a total jerk to your family.
6.71sYou shove your daughter's face in your ass and you fart on it. (LAUGHS) If someone in the outside world could see the way you treat me,
1.2syou would be in jail!
3.67s(LAUGHS) Oh. (SCOFFS) Oh, this is amusing to you.
1.77sWell, see if you find this funny.
1.88sI like where this is going.
3.99sYou're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish Catholic dad,
4.44swho drinks way too much and barely makes enough money to support his family.
1.12sYou've lived half your life,
2.77sand you have nothing to show for it.
3sYour only arguable accomplishments are your kids.
3.29s- And look at us, we're a disaster.
- Eh. Watch it.
5.02sYou're a total and complete embarrassment in every possible way.
2.42sTake a good look at yourself, Peter Griffin.
2.65sYou're a waste of a man.
1.23sWait a second,
1.7sthese are criticisms.
1.35sHey, Lois, tell her to knock it off.
2.44sOh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into me?
1.97sI was thinking about getting a fancy cane.
1.8sMaybe getting more attention from strangers.