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1.67sYou're in love with your old man.
1.67sYou have no education,
1.4syou have no interests,
2.17syou just do whatever reckless thing you want to do,
1.37swhenever you want to do it,
2.03swithout regard for anyone else.
5.15sOh! (SCOFFS) And when you're not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades,
2.23syou're being a total jerk to your family.
6.71sYou shove your daughter's face in your ass and you fart on it. (LAUGHS) If someone in the outside world could see the way you treat me,
1.2syou would be in jail!
3.67s(LAUGHS) Oh. (SCOFFS) Oh, this is amusing to you.
1.77sWell, see if you find this funny.
1.88sI like where this is going.
3.99sYou're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish Catholic dad,
4.44swho drinks way too much and barely makes enough money to support his family.
1.12sYou've lived half your life,
2.77sand you have nothing to show for it.
3sYour only arguable accomplishments are your kids.
3.29s- And look at us, we're a disaster.
- Eh. Watch it.
5.02sYou're a total and complete embarrassment in every possible way.