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2.57sI don't know. Tell me, tell me what's on your mind.
2.42sOh, I'll tell you, Mr. Selfish-ass Dad.
3.77sHey. That's Mister Mr. Selfish-ass Dad to you, young lady.
1.9sOh, God, is she gonna do me next?
1.78sYou are completely selfish,
2.33sand totally irresponsible as a father.
2.65sAll right, I see what's going on here.
1.67sYou're in love with your old man.
1.67sYou have no education,
1.4syou have no interests,
2.17syou just do whatever reckless thing you want to do,
1.37swhenever you want to do it,
2.03swithout regard for anyone else.
5.15sOh! (SCOFFS) And when you're not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades,
2.23syou're being a total jerk to your family.
6.71sYou shove your daughter's face in your ass and you fart on it. (LAUGHS) If someone in the outside world could see the way you treat me,
1.2syou would be in jail!
3.67s(LAUGHS) Oh. (SCOFFS) Oh, this is amusing to you.
1.77sWell, see if you find this funny.
1.88sI like where this is going.
3.99sYou're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish Catholic dad,
4.44swho drinks way too much and barely makes enough money to support his family.