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2.63s(LAUGHS) Not if I finger-bang you first, Dad!
1.43sBang! Bang!
2.2sI'm gonna finger-bang the two of you at the same time.
2.42s- Bang! Bang!
- Hey, me, too! Bang!
1.94sNo one wants to get finger-banged by you, Meg.
2.37sWhy don't you just go finger-bang yourself, Meg?
1.45sI think I'm gonna be sick.
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1.07sBrian?
3.12sI'm gonna cut my ear off to prevent World War II.
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2.5s(SCREAMS) Oh, God! Oh, God!
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1.32s(GRUNTS)
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1.1sI wonder...
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1.37sAh-ha!
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3.85s(BRIAN SHIVERING) What the hell were you trying to do, man?
1.82sThose mushrooms are messing you up!
4.07sLesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.
1.75sYeah, yeah, they sure do, buddy.
2.43sAll right, just stay calm, Brian. You'll get through this.
2.47sI mean, you got through seeing Lady Gaga naked.