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3.34sAnd that's how we'll mold your boy into a productive member of society,
4sthrough an intensive program of push-ups and formation marching.
4.4sWell, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
2.23sFortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs,
2.14sso that freed up a couple of bunks.
2.24sFreak-outs? If, uh, that happens,
2.3sare we still charged for the entire semester?
3.87sOur high standards challenge students to reach their full potential.
2.14sLook at how disciplined they are.
2.3sThey're just like the terra-cOtta warriors of Xi'an.
2.4sThey sure are.
3.37s
2.13sThat's not so disciplined.
0.43sThey're just children, Mr. Simpson.
2.67sI guess.
2.27s"Truth is beauty, beauty, truth," sir.
2.07sThey're discussing poetry.
2.44sOh, we never do that at my school.
2.2sBut the truth can be harsh and disturbing.
2.27sHow can that be considered beautiful?
2.64sOh, he sure sucked the fun out of that poem.
2.64sPlease don't make me stay, Dad. I'll do anything you say.
3.14sI'll find religion. I'll be good sometimes. Let go of my leg.