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3.8sMilitary school? You lied to me!
3.47sWell, I'm sorry if you heard Disneyland,
2.8sbut I distinctly said military school.
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3.34sAnd that's how we'll mold your boy into a productive member of society,
4sthrough an intensive program of push-ups and formation marching.
4.4sWell, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
2.23sFortunately, we've had a couple of recent freak-outs,
2.14sso that freed up a couple of bunks.
2.24sFreak-outs? If, uh, that happens,
2.3sare we still charged for the entire semester?
3.87sOur high standards challenge students to reach their full potential.
2.14sLook at how disciplined they are.
2.3sThey're just like the terra-cOtta warriors of Xi'an.
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