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2.44sbut...
1.81swould you go to the prom with me ?
1.2sWell--
2.34sI-i can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments.
4.24sThe first is from Time magazine, dated january 8, 1974.
2.64s"America's Love Affair with the Prom.
2.59sEven wallflowers can look forward to one date a year--"
1.92sNo, Artie, Artie.
3sThe best argument is that I've known and respected you for eight years,
2.44sand I would be delighted to go to the prom with you.
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2.53sIf you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow.
2.74sA little more. Try to break some capillaries, dear.
2.44sCouldn't we just use rouge for this ?
2.83sLadies pinch, whores use rouge.
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1.84sIs Marge here ?
2.2sWho-- Or what are you ?
0.37sI'm her date.
3sMm-hmm. I suppose you want to come in and sit down.
2.44sOh, okay. Marge's dates get homelier all the time.
2.59sMm-hmm. That's what you get when you don't put out.
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