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3.94sGo for the dented car, the dead-end job,
1.69sthe less attractive girl.
2.3sOh, I blame myself.
3.42sI should've had this talk a long time ago. Thanks, Pop.
2.84sA, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M,
2.75sN, "O-men-o," P, S.
2.68sHi, I'm Homer Simpson. I need some guidance, Counselor.
2.44sOkeydokey.
3.64sOh, good Lord. Simpson, you should have come to see me a long time ago.
4.24sYeah, maybe, but I just met this girl, Marge Bouvier, and I wanna force her to like me.
0.25sWell, that's not exactly the type of guidance I give.
2.82sOh.
4sI like to think I do something helpful for every student "N" through "Z."
2.67sUh, the only advice I can give you is...