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2.54sI'm never going to England. Come on, let's go smoke.
3.2sI'm for equal rights, but do we really need a whole amendment ?
1.93sCome on, Marge.
3.64sDon't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job ?
4.12s- Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. - Oh, Marge.
0.4sYou really oughta read this.
1.82sHmm.
3.94sOoh, the shop kids are smoking again.
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2.8sOh, no. I'm late for wood shop.
2.37sBut we're early for lunch. Let's go grab a burger.
4.04sBoy, you never stop eatin', and you don't gain a pound. It's my "metabomalism."
2.07sI guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
3.34sWell, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumbel,
2.57sSpringfield's answer to Cheech and Chong.
3.1sAllow me, gentlemen. You just bought yourselves three days of detention.
3.5sYou know where and when. 3:00, old building, room 106.
2.67sAnd in another article, I found out...
3.6sthat to hire professionals to do all the jobs of a housewife,
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