Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
0.4sDad, I'm in love.
2.75sUh-oh !
2.49sWhy don't you grab yourself a beer, boy. But, Dad, I don't drink.
1.89sCut the crap ! "I just collect the cans,
3.17sDaddy."
2.9sNow grab yourself a beer and get me one too.
3.72s- This girlfriend of yours, is she a real looker ?
- Uh-huh.
1.74sA lot on the ball ?
0.45sOh, yeah.
3.17sOh, son, don't overreach !
3.94sGo for the dented car, the dead-end job,
1.69sthe less attractive girl.
2.3sOh, I blame myself.
3.42sI should've had this talk a long time ago. Thanks, Pop.
2.84sA, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M,
2.75sN, "O-men-o," P, S.
2.68sHi, I'm Homer Simpson. I need some guidance, Counselor.
2.44sOkeydokey.
3.64sOh, good Lord. Simpson, you should have come to see me a long time ago.
4.24sYeah, maybe, but I just met this girl, Marge Bouvier, and I wanna force her to like me.
0.25sWell, that's not exactly the type of guidance I give.
2.82sOh.