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2.64sSome people call me Maurice
2.02sWhoo, whoo !
4.19s'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
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2.13sHey, Homer, you're late for English.
2.27sEnglish ! Who needs that ?
2.54sI'm never going to England. Come on, let's go smoke.
3.2sI'm for equal rights, but do we really need a whole amendment ?
1.93sCome on, Marge.
3.64sDon't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job ?
4.12s- Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math.
- Oh, Marge.
0.4sYou really oughta read this.
1.82sHmm.
3.94sOoh, the shop kids are smoking again.
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2.8sOh, no. I'm late for wood shop.
2.37sBut we're early for lunch. Let's go grab a burger.
4.04sBoy, you never stop eatin', and you don't gain a pound. It's my "metabomalism."
2.07sI guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
3.34sWell, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumbel,
2.57sSpringfield's answer to Cheech and Chong.