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1.87sHomer Simpson ? Oh, yeah.
2.12sjunior varsity shot-putter, mm-hmm.
3.65sIf he applies himself, trains real hard, hits the weights more,
2.07she could go another foot.
3.22sI had him for four years. Solid "C" student.
1.94sMade a lamp last year.
2.02sHe's all things to all men...
2.1sand maybe to one lucky gal.
2.25sWanna go to the prom with me ?
1.2sGood God, no !
0.4sWell put.
3.02sWell, what's the good word ?
2.04s- Hmm, I'm sorry.
- What ?
3.6sYou seem like a nice enough guy, but I really don't have the time.
3.77sWhy ? And the city forensics championship is coming up.
2.6s- Yeah. So ?
- Oh, and I tutor part-time.
0.32sYou tutor ?
1.02sYes.
2.95s- Anyone can be tutored ?
- just those who need help with French.
3.35s- French ? What a coincidence.
- Mm-hmm.
3.34sjust the subject I'm having trouble with.
0.35s
2.5sWhy, you cagey old dog.
2.72sGreat story. Positively spellbinding.
1.55sWork, damn you. Work !
1.08sBart, pay attention !
3.2sYou may be telling this to your own son one day if something breaks.