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2.53sIt was all a dream.
3.14sThat's right. The year is 1965.
2.57sAnd you and I are undercover detectives on the hot-rod circuit.
2.2sNow let's burn rubber, baby!
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2.64sSpeedway Squad! In color.
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2.97sWait. That was all a dream.
4.2sAw! Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous, drunken wreck.
3.64sAnd-- Oh
2.64sDozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
1.94sbut until now none of them was important.
4.47sI'm Kent Brockman. At 3:00 p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns...
2.9swas shot, following a tense confrontation at town hall.
3.2sBurns was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
4.37sHe was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.
2.9sNow let's talk to Police Chief Wiggum.