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2.44sUh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
2.22sWho are you? Where you going?
2.5sOh, do your research, Shutton. Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six News.
4.04sHow does it feel to be accused of the attempted murder of your boss and mentor?
2.67sKent, I-- I feel about as low as Madonna...
2.07swhen she found out she missed Tailhook.
2.27sI'm gonna say ouch for Madonna.
3.6sHey, that's my Madonna gag. That guy stole my gag.
3.3sAnd you stole it from last Friday's episode of Pardon My Zinger.
3.4sStole, made up-- what's the difference?
2.64sMr. Smithers must have seen that program too.
2.8sHe never misses it. Hmm.
2.9sAt the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central.
4.4sI made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual.
2.84sYe gods! To the police station, Krusty!
5.1sI am Melvin Van Horn, and this is my associate, Hershel Krustofski.
3.8sHey, hey. Officers, you have arrested an innocent man.
3.67sReally? Oh, geez. All right, Colossus, you're free to go.