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4.14sI did go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns.
3.4sWhen it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory...
2.44sto apply my camouflage makeup.
2.5sBlast! I took mother's makeup kit by mistake.
2sOh, uh, excuse me, ma'am.
2.3sSuperintendent Chalmers.
2.7sOh, my God.
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2.43sSo, Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
2.97sOh, yes. But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie.
3.64sI'm telling you, I could nay have shot Burns.
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1.57sThis is your last warning about that.
3sIt's impossible for me to fire a pistol.
1.97sIf you'll check my medical records,
4.17syou'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers.
5sLook at 'em! Oh, I got it from Space Invaders in 1977.
0.5sOh, yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.
2.97sVideo game?
2.07sDo you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? No.
2.97sAll right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.