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1.4sEvery time I try to study,
3.35sthe evil monkey comes out of my closet and scares me.
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2.54sOh, for God's sake, Chris! You're in high school now.
3.04sStop talking about that evil monkey! He's not real.
2.57sHe is too real! I can prove it!
2.6sWell, you'll have to do a better job than you did on your science test.
3.82sOr than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.
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1.17sOh, damn!
1.23sHow is it?
1.9sYou know what? We'll put you in the '80s. You'll pass for hot.
3.04sNow, get in the van with Kelly McGillis.
2.6sNext stop, Hollywood!
1.2s(BRAYING)
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2.57sANNOUNCER ON TV: Up next, the Hannah Montana marathon.
1.22sYes!
4.7sAnd for all you fans, the Miley Cyrus tour is coming to the Quahog Civic Center for three nights only.
1.4sCall to get your tickets now.
2s(SCREAMING) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1.6sBut not now. 'Cause it just sold out.
3.49sWhat? Oh, no. No! No, no! No! I'm calling anyway!