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1.83sMeg, please! It's true.
1.73sYou never want to do anything with me!
2.77sBut the monkey's been taking me to all the fun places I like!
2.54sAnd he's been helping me with all my homework!
2.7sHe helped me get an A in algebra!
2.23sHow did the monkey know you needed help with algebra?
2.92s(CRYING) Because he asked!
2.35sThat's right, Dad. You never ask.
2.3sAnd even if you did, you never listen!
3.67sAnd now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares?
5.07sScrew you! You are the worst dad in the world, and I hate you!
3.25sWell... Well, I hate you, too!
3.87sOh, damn. I left my cell phone up at that monkey-kid barbecue.
1.8sI thought you said it was a father-son barbecue.
1.43sYeah. But it was up in Monkeykid.
1.35s(SHOUTING) What?