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2.37sHi, Chris. How'd you do on your science test?
1.23sI got a D.
1.77sA D? That's fantastic!
1.74sJust kidding. I know it means you suck.
1.95sCome here, you delightful idiot!
1.38sAnother D, Chris?
2.74sI'm sorry, Mom. But science is so hard.
2.08sWell, maybe you just need a little extra help.
2.02sDad, would you help me with my homework?
4.34sChris, I gotta tell you, that sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall.
3.94sAll right, kids. Your mom is gonna go to the Cinnabon that has the cage pulled halfway down.
3.3sAnd I'm gonna go to the stereo store next to the dead fountain with garbage in it.
3.97sLet's say we meet back here under the glue outline of the old Limited sign.
1.57sWell, it doesn't matter anyway.
1.4sEvery time I try to study,
3.35sthe evil monkey comes out of my closet and scares me.
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2.54sOh, for God's sake, Chris! You're in high school now.
3.04sStop talking about that evil monkey! He's not real.
2.57sHe is too real! I can prove it!
2.6sWell, you'll have to do a better job than you did on your science test.
3.82sOr than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.