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2.27sthat stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
2.4sHe makes time for me, and you never do!
3.44sYou're supposed to love me and all you do is hurt me!
2.6sThis morning, I had a hard poo that hurt, but then it felt great.
1.63sMeg, I'm trying to be mad right now,
2.07sbut that's making me want to smile.
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1.98s(LAUGHING EVILLY) This'll get Chris.
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1.33sHey, classmates.
1.5sGriffin, did you gain weight?
1.2sThat's not important.
2.77sBut you know what is important? I'm gay now.
2.44sLet's all of us go be gay somewhere together.
5.41sAnd then you go tell all your friends that I welcome them to be gay with me, too, because I am gay.
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1.33sI'll be gay with you.
2.07sOh, this is too perfect.
3.14sChris is gonna be so gay by the end of this.
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1.03sWhat's this?
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1.33sWell, that's a no-brainer.
3.59sCome on, you fat fuck. Do it.