2.77sand that's why I wound up living in a closet for nine years.
1.68sChris, I know you're angry,
1.8sbut do you really hate your father?
2.47sNo. I just think he's a douche.
1.6sSometimes he is.
2.74sAnd, Peter, do you really hate your son?
2.97sNo. But sometimes he's such a little fat jerk!
2.67sWell, it's only because you never have any time for me!