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2.17sYou took an oath when you went to medical school.
1.77sI took a lot of things when I went to medical school.
2.14sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this.
1.97sHello? Ah, Hartman.
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3.97s(RAZOR BUZZING) All right. We's all done here.
1sHey, what the hell!
2.17sWhat do you think, Mr. TV Ruiner?
2.37sYou shaved a giant penis into the back of my head.
2.37sThat's right. And it's all scarred and misshapen.
2.07sI was in a boating accident.
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1.18sHey, guys. How you doing?
1.97sNot so good, Peter. Yeah, me either.
2.3sThanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
1.2sYou know how I know that phrase?
1.63sI read it in a book, you monster!
2.17sCome on, let me make it up to you. Let me buy you a beer.
3.37sNo, that seat's taken. Move along, Peter.
1.94sWhat are you talking about? You guys are my pals.