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1.73sHell, I wish I could do it with all the shows.
1.47sYeah, well, you only have one Nielsen box.
1.94sYou don't have the clout to affect national shows.
1.63sDamn it.
1.77sI guess that means I'll never get to see an episode of Superman
2.94swhere Clark Kent and Lois Lane finally get together.
1.17sLois, I love you,
2.6sand I want there to be no more secrets between us.
1.84sI am Superman.
1.17sOh, my God.
2.33sThe only thing that can kill me is kryptonite.
1.3sOr latex.
1.1sOr lambskin.
1.13sWhat about polyurethane?
1.4sAll that. All that stuff.
1.3s(KNOCKING)
1.27s
4.74sHi, folks. Just thought I'd stop by and make sure your equipment is working properly and see if you have any questions.
1.67sYeah, is something wrong with our remote?
1.67sNo matter how low I turn the volume,
2.33sAziz Ansari is always shouting at me.
1.53sWhat did I do?
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