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4.92sPeople rely on the local news to provide them with several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
1.7sYeah, if you're a Nielsen family,
3.85sit seems like you should maybe be a little more thoughtful with your choices.
2.04sWhat are you talking about? I'm just having a little fun.
3.37sFor God's sakes, I've just been handed the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
2.62sWell, you know, except for Hungry Hungry Alec Baldwins.
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2.55sHey, I'm not even touching the lever.
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1.77sChilling news from Long Island Sound,
4.67sas a four-passenger prop plane on its way to East Hampton spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
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2.63sThere were no survivors.
2.25sOh, that's so great, I just called him on the way home.
2.54sPeter, I'm not sure this is entirely responsible.
1.2sI don't see what the big deal is.
1.6sI was just trying to make the show better.
1.73sHell, I wish I could do it with all the shows.
1.47sYeah, well, you only have one Nielsen box.
1.94sYou don't have the clout to affect national shows.
1.63sDamn it.
1.77sI guess that means I'll never get to see an episode of Superman
2.94swhere Clark Kent and Lois Lane finally get together.