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4.12sOh, Stewie, how exciting. Your first visit to a real fire station.
2.84sYeah, you kids always loved your first trip to the fire station.
1.37sYou remember when we took Meg?
2.5sWelcome to the Quahog Fire Department, folks.
1.6sI'm Captain Beckman.
2.03sLet me know if you have any questions that I can answer for you.
1.52sJOE: What's up, nerds?
2.75sYou waiting for some guy to fall asleep with a cigarette?
1.83sLazy fire turds.
1.7sHave another donut, pig.
2.07sWe got guns. You got hoses.
1.44sSee you on the softball field.
2.85sOver here is our kitchen, where we make all our meals.
1.67sAnd upstairs is where we sleep.
1.74sWhat about your wives and families?
2.64sSometimes we don't see them for long periods of time.
1.87sWell, that sounds awfully lonely.
2.65sLike being an NBA player on the road.
1.5sBaby, I miss my wife so much.
2.07sThanks for understanding that we can't do anything.