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2.42sYeah, he came to my house when he found out I was a Nielsen family.
1.3sAsked what I wanted to see.
1.38sHey, hey, you know what would be cool?
2.18sIf he did the news with a family of prairie dogs,
1.58sand whenever he said something sad,
2.23sthey'd pop their heads up, all concerned.
1.62sPeter, you sure that's such a good idea?
4.92sPeople rely on the local news to provide them with several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
1.7sYeah, if you're a Nielsen family,
3.85sit seems like you should maybe be a little more thoughtful with your choices.
2.04sWhat are you talking about? I'm just having a little fun.
3.37sFor God's sakes, I've just been handed the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
2.62sWell, you know, except for Hungry Hungry Alec Baldwins.
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2.55sHey, I'm not even touching the lever.
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1.77sChilling news from Long Island Sound,
4.67sas a four-passenger prop plane on its way to East Hampton spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
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2.63sThere were no survivors.
2.25sOh, that's so great, I just called him on the way home.
2.54sPeter, I'm not sure this is entirely responsible.
1.2sI don't see what the big deal is.
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