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5.44sHuh, wonder if I can pull off one of those can-you-believe-what-I have-to-put-up-with looks to the camera.
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2.7sOkay, Mark Burnett, you did Survivor and The Apprentice.
2.57sCan you give me a reality show where people do horrible,
3.07sunforgiveable things to each other for embarrassingly small sums of money?
1.3sI got some ideas.
2.7sHere's a nickel, pull down your pants.
1.03sThere's a show.
2.5sYeah-ha! Go.
3sAll right, now, who's gonna make a show about horrible New Jersey freaks?
2.82sYou know what? I don't care. Just, someone do it.
3.14sOkay, Dick Wolf, make the same Law & Order six times.
1.9sAnd also, could you marry Matt Weiner,
2s'cause I want your name to be Dick Weiner.
2.4sOkay, but can I go by Dick Wolf-Weiner?
1.48sOh, my God, yes. Yes. Yes.