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2.5sWelcome to the Quahog Fire Department, folks.
1.6sI'm Captain Beckman.
2.03sLet me know if you have any questions that I can answer for you.
1.52sJOE: What's up, nerds?
2.75sYou waiting for some guy to fall asleep with a cigarette?
1.83sLazy fire turds.
1.7sHave another donut, pig.
2.07sWe got guns. You got hoses.
1.44sSee you on the softball field.
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2.85sOver here is our kitchen, where we make all our meals.
1.67sAnd upstairs is where we sleep.
1.74sWhat about your wives and families?
2.64sSometimes we don't see them for long periods of time.
1.87sWell, that sounds awfully lonely.
2.65sLike being an NBA player on the road.
1.5sBaby, I miss my wife so much.
2.07sThanks for understanding that we can't do anything.
1.23sI just want to cuddle.
1.2sOh, you're so sweet.
1.74sI'm just doing what a man should do.
2.57sRespecting the sacred institution of marriage.
2.2sAnd now, straight to sleep.
2.02sMAN: This message brought to you by the NBA.
2.07sLet's all pretend this happens.