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1.97sPlease, Doctor, you've got to help him.
2.17sYou took an oath when you went to medical school.
1.77sI took a lot of things when I went to medical school.
2.14sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this.
1.97sHello? Ah, Hartman.
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3.97s(RAZOR BUZZING) All right. We's all done here.
1sHey, what the hell!
2.17sWhat do you think, Mr. TV Ruiner?
2.37sYou shaved a giant penis into the back of my head.
2.37sThat's right. And it's all scarred and misshapen.
2.07sI was in a boating accident.
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1.18sHey, guys. How you doing?
1.97sNot so good, Peter. Yeah, me either.
2.3sThanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
1.2sYou know how I know that phrase?
1.63sI read it in a book, you monster!
2.17sCome on, let me make it up to you. Let me buy you a beer.
3.37sNo, that seat's taken. Move along, Peter.
1.94sWhat are you talking about? You guys are my pals.
2.14sWe used to be, Peter. Now, scram.
2.68sWell, fine, I'll sit at the bar.
2.64sNot at my bar, you won't. Get out of here.