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3.65sYou turned Anderson Cooper 360 into Anderson Cooper 720.
1.6sHe's turning around too much.
2.77sYeah, and Lifetime is just one big rape now.
2.67sThey used to have stuff before and after the rape.
2.22sYou converted The Biggest Loser to the metric system.
1.9sNow it feels like they're not losing enough.
1.2sThe hell with you guys.
2.67sYou're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now.
2.03sI am a Nielsen god.
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0.78s(GRUNTS)
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5.97s(GRUNTS) Sorry, y'all. That's the first time I ever throwed anything.
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2.65sWell, if it isn't Mr. Nielsen himself.
2.04sNurse, who's the worst doctor in this hospital?
1.17sYou are, Dr. Hartman.