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1.63sI never get picked for anything.
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2.59sAll right, everyone. Time to do our Nielsen duty.
1.18sSo, what are we gonna watch?
1.42sBoobs. Project Runway.
2.37sThe Good Wife. That black version of our show.
3.23sYou know, guys, this is a real opportunity to promote quality programming.
1.37sI think we should watch PBS.
2sYeah, you're real passionate about PBS.
3.04sYou donated once five years ago and they sent you a mug.
5.94sAnd now the mug's so old that the "P" has been worn off so it just says "BS," which is so fucking apt.
4.14s(KNOCKING) Tom Tucker? What are you doing here?
1.67sWell, I heard you're the new Nielsen family.
2.44sJust hoping you plan to watch the Channel Five news.