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1.9sNow it feels like they're not losing enough.
1.2sThe hell with you guys.
2.67sYou're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now.
2.03sI am a Nielsen god.
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0.78s(GRUNTS)
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5.97s(GRUNTS) Sorry, y'all. That's the first time I ever throwed anything.
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2.65sWell, if it isn't Mr. Nielsen himself.
2.04sNurse, who's the worst doctor in this hospital?
1.17sYou are, Dr. Hartman.
1.68sGood. Put Hartman on this bozo.
1.32sHey, what can I do for you?
1.83sPlease, Doc, you got to help me with this nasty gash.
1sWhat seems to be the problem?
1.73sNo, it's my husband.
4.17sWell, you've got a lot of nerve coming in here after what you did to television. Now, get out.
1.97sPlease, Doctor, you've got to help him.
2.17sYou took an oath when you went to medical school.
1.77sI took a lot of things when I went to medical school.
2.14sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this.
1.97sHello? Ah, Hartman.
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3.97s(RAZOR BUZZING) All right. We's all done here.