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1.37swhere he was born.
1.8sWell, that'll do it for us here.
3.04sThanks for watching Channel Five, the most trusted name in news.
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2.47s(SPUTTERS) Oh, crap.
2.57s(SPUTTERS) Oh, come on.
3.27s(SPUTTERS) Ugh, let's go, Tom.
2.79s(SPUTTERS) (GRUNTS) Work, damn it.
1.97sWhat the hell? What's going on with the news?
1.03sThis is terrible.
1.23sYeah, has he lost his mind?
1.47sWell, I'll be damned.
1.97sIf I knew he was gonna do all that stuff I told him,
1.68sI would've told him more stuff.
2.57sWhat? Peter, you told him to do this crap?
2.42sYeah, he came to my house when he found out I was a Nielsen family.
1.3sAsked what I wanted to see.
1.38sHey, hey, you know what would be cool?
2.18sIf he did the news with a family of prairie dogs,
1.58sand whenever he said something sad,
2.23sthey'd pop their heads up, all concerned.
1.62sPeter, you sure that's such a good idea?
4.92sPeople rely on the local news to provide them with several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
1.7sYeah, if you're a Nielsen family,
3.85sit seems like you should maybe be a little more thoughtful with your choices.
2.04sWhat are you talking about? I'm just having a little fun.