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1.6sMy moustache.
2sAnd as per the wishes of my moustache,
2.54shis ashes were sprinkled off the coast of Acapulco,
1.37swhere he was born.
1.8sWell, that'll do it for us here.
3.04sThanks for watching Channel Five, the most trusted name in news.
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2.47s(SPUTTERS) Oh, crap.
2.57s(SPUTTERS) Oh, come on.
3.27s(SPUTTERS) Ugh, let's go, Tom.
2.79s(SPUTTERS) (GRUNTS) Work, damn it.
1.97sWhat the hell? What's going on with the news?
1.03sThis is terrible.
1.23sYeah, has he lost his mind?
1.47sWell, I'll be damned.
1.97sIf I knew he was gonna do all that stuff I told him,
1.68sI would've told him more stuff.
2.57sWhat? Peter, you told him to do this crap?
2.42sYeah, he came to my house when he found out I was a Nielsen family.