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1.67sWell, I heard you're the new Nielsen family.
2.44sJust hoping you plan to watch the Channel Five news.
1.52sI don't know. I've missed so many.
1.5sIt's gonna take me forever to catch up.
1.94sWell, we'd sure love to have you as a viewer.
2.57sIs there anything we can do to make the news more appealing to you?
1.23sMaybe.
1.4sI guess you could lose the moustache.
1.37sLose my moustache?
1.53sWell, gosh, I don't know.
1.93sMy birthmark makes it kind of tough.
2.25sAlways caused me problems at my old job.
2.17sAnd that'll do it for us here at Channel 12 News.
2.95sMake sure you turn those clocks ahead. Good night, St. Louis.
1.18sYeah, I don't know,
1.57sI was never that crazy about the moustache.
2.17sWell, I suppose I could lose it and just use more makeup.
1.43sYeah, that'd be cool.
2.07sAnd maybe a festive hat would make things more festive.
1.9sAll right, this is good. Any other suggestions?
4.2sYeah, can you end each show by trying to pull-start a very cold chain saw?
1.17sWell, that shouldn't be a problem.
1.47sAll right, thank you for being so candid.
1.05sHey, thanks for listening.
2.22sI know how hard it is to take criticism.
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1.52sHey, nice boots, Griffin.
2.5sThey sell men's shoes where you got those?
1.88sPETER: You made a commitment to these boots, Peter.