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2sCome on, Peter. Pee.
1.27sYour dad fought in World War II,
1.27sand you can't even pee in a urinal?
1.32sWhat the hell's wrong with you?
1.22s- All set? - Yup.
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1.5sI know you didn't go.
2.72sI'm gonna go pee in a stairwell.
4.34sANNOUNCER: Now batting for the Red Sox, number 34, David Ortiz.
1.57sCome on, Big Papi!
3.17s(BAT CRACKS) (CHEERING) It's coming straight for us!
1.3sI got it, I got it!
1.25s
1.7sMine! I got it! It's my ball.
1.94sDamn it, Brian! That came to me! That's my ball!
1.74s
1.52s(WIND BLOWING) What?
1.33sHoly crap!
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1.3s- (ALL LAUGHING) - (GASPS)
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6.91s(SCREAMING) Wow, I guess all this time, Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity."
2.3sHa! No, but he is our friend.
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3.87sANNOUNCER: And now it's time for the Channel Five Sports Report brought to you by Kia.
2.37sKia: Too bad it's a Kia.
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